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Funny Christmas quotations carry
author's perception about Christmas. Here is a list of witty
Christmas quotes written by famous authors. |
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Witty Christmas Quotes
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This Christmas, if you want to write something
different in your Christmas greeting cards then witty Christmas
quotes are the one-stop solution to curve on the faces of the people
receiving them. Funny Christmas quotations largely carry the
perception of the authors about Christmas. Here is a list of witty
Christmas quotes written by famous authors.
- Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas
Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your
age. -Carrie Latet
- You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking
younger.- Robert Paul
- "That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being
helped by people other than me." - Jerry Seinfeld
- "Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and
tears out faster than the Christmas spirit." -Kin Hubbard.
- "A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory,
like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together."
Garrison Keillor
- "There has been only one Christmas - the rest are
anniversaries." -W.J. Cameron.
- "Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do
all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."-
Anonymous
- "Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts
with next year's money."- Author Unknown
- "Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody!" - Ogden Nash
- "Even before Christmas has said Hello, it's saying 'Buy
Buy'" -Robert Paul
- "The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one
fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to
each other." - Johnny Carson
- In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the
Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews
called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to
parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would
say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists)
'Look out for the wall!'"" - Dave Barry
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Best Christmas Quotes