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Christmas is celebrated with a lot of fun. The
joy of decorating Christmas tree, partying all through the holiday
season, stuffing ourselves with Christmas delicacies, singing
Christmas carols, participating in Christmas carnivals etc. are the
amusing elements of Christmas. Many funny poems and humorous
Christmas quotes are written by authors all around the world, who
have taken the funny facet of Christmas to convey the spirit of the
festival to the world. Here is a list of some of the popular funny
Christmas quotes.
- "Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past
forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about
office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
- Phyllis Diller
- "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.
Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for
my autograph." -Shirley Temple.
- "Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven
times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early.
And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be
seeing six or seven." -W. C. Fields.
- "From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not
exist it would be necessary to invent it." -Katharine
Whitehorn.
- "Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a
year."- Victor Borge.
- "The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one
fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to
each other." -Johnny Carson.
- "Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our
blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it "white".
-Bing Crosby.
- "Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in
operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last
year's gifts." Anonymous.
- "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose
them in time for Christmas." -Johnny Carson.
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Best Christmas Quotes
